I hope all of you had a wonderful Christmas, but something tells me it was incomplete. In fact I know it was because you haven’t yet received my gift. I was thinking of giving you all $50 gift certificates to iTunes or something like that but that seemed all to impersonal(and valuable). Then I found a video that just expresses my admiration and love for you all so much better than any expensive gift could have.

So I present you with this video of a, ummm, a dude singing O Holy Night in a creepy female voice and with an even creepier come hither stare. Note to Nick, Celine Dion didn’t write O Holy Night.

But WAIT you’re not done unwrapping this gift yet, there’s more. Here’s All I Want for Christmas is You, and to add to the creep factor…a nice green sweater vest. You can send me your thank you cards in the comments.

This is what my Christmas service nightmares look and sound like.