Griffin asks me to destroy their product, need your ideas

griffinMy mother purchased this nice little Griffin wireless sound system for her iPod (Evolve). Unfortunately the dock connector broke rendering it pretty much useless. Mom talked with Griffin and their spectacular customer support said. “We’ll replace it. Just destroy the base unit and send us the pics.” Say no more Griffin, these are the kinds of tasks mother’s have sons for. I was born for this, the upward calling of destruction.

I want to get you guys involved, what kind of ideas do you have for destroying it? Set it on fire then drown it, then beat it with a crappy windows laptop? Let’s have it folks, the most creative (workable) idea wins. I’ll document the destruction and give credit where credit is due.

Comment with ideas.

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9 Responses to “Griffin asks me to destroy their product, need your ideas”

  1. Hans July 24, 2009 at 6:59 pm #

    Bro you need to do the an old fashion Office Space moment. I just picture Rick as the foreign tech guy, myself as Michael Bolton ( I got the glasses), and yourself as the hypnotized main character standing over this battered to heck piece of equipment in a deserted field with nothing else except anger in our faces. Baseball bat in hand of course. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfCYzJAgwrw

  2. Eric Kalpakoff July 24, 2009 at 8:04 pm #

    Jumper Cables to the antenna

  3. Emery July 24, 2009 at 9:31 pm #

    Take it to the Geek Squad…..done. Actually, I'll try to find a Dell if you will break it by smashing it with a PC laptop. I need to see that. Say the word and I'll ask around. haha

  4. Jeff M. Miller July 24, 2009 at 9:47 pm #

    something involving an acetylene torch sounds fun ;)

  5. Jay Sellers July 24, 2009 at 11:29 pm #

    I'm a fan of the old school blender or microwave destruction, myself.

  6. HeatherCampos July 27, 2009 at 7:02 pm #

    git 'er done, guys! My vote is split between Hans & Emery…

  7. Scott July 27, 2009 at 9:09 pm #

    Tie it to a fireworks rocket (you'll probably have to put equal weight on the other side) with a bunch of little fireworks taped to it. Launch it off into the sky ans watch it blow up.

  8. iamholam July 30, 2009 at 1:54 pm #

    throw it off the side of a building (safely obviously) What you need, is not a photo but youtube it for all to see!

  9. Melfel July 30, 2009 at 3:17 pm #

    haha, make it a cartoon, like loony toons. have a coyote try to destroy it so many times but fail, and then finally make the roadrunner take a jack hammer to it. hahahaa.=]

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