July 24 2009
Griffin asks me to destroy their product, need your ideas
Tagged Under : funny, Griffin, iPod
My mother purchased this nice little Griffin wireless sound system for her iPod (Evolve). Unfortunately the dock connector broke rendering it pretty much useless. Mom talked with Griffin and their spectacular customer support said. “We’ll replace it. Just destroy the base unit and send us the pics.” Say no more Griffin, these are the kinds of tasks mother’s have sons for. I was born for this, the upward calling of destruction.
I want to get you guys involved, what kind of ideas do you have for destroying it? Set it on fire then drown it, then beat it with a crappy windows laptop? Let’s have it folks, the most creative (workable) idea wins. I’ll document the destruction and give credit where credit is due.
Comment with ideas.
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Bro you need to do the an old fashion Office Space moment. I just picture Rick as the foreign tech guy, myself as Michael Bolton ( I got the glasses), and yourself as the hypnotized main character standing over this battered to heck piece of equipment in a deserted field with nothing else except anger in our faces. Baseball bat in hand of course. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfCYzJAgwrw
Jumper Cables to the antenna
Take it to the Geek Squad…..done. Actually, I'll try to find a Dell if you will break it by smashing it with a PC laptop. I need to see that. Say the word and I'll ask around. haha
something involving an acetylene torch sounds fun
I'm a fan of the old school blender or microwave destruction, myself.
git 'er done, guys! My vote is split between Hans & Emery…
Tie it to a fireworks rocket (you'll probably have to put equal weight on the other side) with a bunch of little fireworks taped to it. Launch it off into the sky ans watch it blow up.
throw it off the side of a building (safely obviously) What you need, is not a photo but youtube it for all to see!
haha, make it a cartoon, like loony toons. have a coyote try to destroy it so many times but fail, and then finally make the roadrunner take a jack hammer to it. hahahaa.=]