Church sub-culture strikes again, release Christian Guitar Hero knockoff

Guitar PraiseI guess there’s nothing wrong with this, it’s just really cheesy. My friends and I had joked about a christian version and we should have known it was happen sooner or later. Rocking to Chris Tomlin just isn’t going to have the same feeling as Clapton, SRV or AC/DC. Reports that ‘Guitar Praise’ comes with an acoustic pretend guitar instead of the usual axe, 5 tambourines and streamers are denied by the company. Although apparently there is a prophetic mode for the game where whatever you play, no matter how awful, is rewarded with points in heaven. There’s also rumored to be a “Inappropriate conversion of secular song to worship” mode, aka Rick Pino mode, where you take songs in Guitar Hero and attempt to redeem them by cleverly changing a couple words.

No word on what songs will be on the game. Game goes on sale next month at GuitarPraise.com. Would any of you consider getting this? I won’t make fun of you, at least not publicly…..well maybe I will.

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6 Responses to “Church sub-culture strikes again, release Christian Guitar Hero knockoff”

  1. adam herod August 28, 2008 at 5:12 pm #

    Kyle…very funny take on this. I especially like the “prophetic mode”. Had me laughing out loud in the office!

  2. Jeff T. August 29, 2008 at 5:49 am #

    Was this covertly funded by the Christian Home Schooling Alliance?

  3. Billy Chia August 29, 2008 at 8:57 pm #

    I have to admit that Family Force 5 should have been in the original game and it’s a shame that it took this knock off to correct the travesty.

  4. Mumsy August 31, 2008 at 1:36 pm #

    hahaha! You know what home schoolers are getting for Christmas.

  5. Scot Longyear September 2, 2008 at 4:31 am #

    Ahhhh. Say it ain’t so!

    OK, I’ll play. But only wearing my Christian T-shirt and chewing my testa-ments.

    Enough is enough!

  6. guitargirl September 23, 2008 at 6:21 am #

    Haha! You’re right, that is funny! “Now let me see…am I going to rock out to Slash…or Mark Hall today??”;)

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