July 10 2008
Man sues church for $2.5million after Holy Spirit knocks him down
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Matt Lincoln is suing Lakewind Church (not Lakewood, although it would have made a lot of sense) for $2.5million after getting so consumed with the Holy Spirit that he fell down and smacked his head. Matt says he was praying to have a “real experience.” Wonder if he considers this an answer to prayer.
Apparently he needs $2.5 million to cover medical expenses, lost income, pain and suffering. Doesn’t he know the Christian life is one of suffering? He needs to read Romans 5:3Romans 5:3
English: American Standard Version (1901) - ASV
3 And not only so, but we also rejoice in our tribulations: knowing that tribulation worketh stedfastness;
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“Not only so, but we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance”.
Cmon Matt….rejoice! God answered your prayer, you are fellowshipping in His sufferings!
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Wow - things like this just make me shake my head in wonder.
Matt, Matty, Matthew. What the heck are you doing man? This is crazy. I pray this does not work. This could cause a huge outbreak of people sueing churches for stupid reasons.
Matt Lincoln, you are an idiot.
This is funny. Lincoln should be the one paying 2.5 million dollars to the church, considering he’s had this “real experience”. And if the lawsuit fails, that’s what he’ll be paying anyway.
Surely the church doesnt need the money?
god bless america…
Sounds like it was not the Holy Spirit that got him, but a spirit from a bottle!!