Man sues church for $2.5million after Holy Spirit knocks him down

by on July 10, 2008 in church, funny

Matt Lincoln is suing Lakewind Church (not Lakewood, although it would have made a lot of sense) for $2.5million after getting so consumed with the Holy Spirit that he fell down and smacked his head. Matt says he was praying to have a “real experience.” Wonder if he considers this an answer to prayer.

Apparently he needs $2.5 million to cover medical expenses, lost income, pain and suffering. Doesn’t he know the Christian life is one of suffering? He needs to read Romans 5:3,

“Not only so, but we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance”.

Cmon Matt….rejoice! God answered your prayer, you are fellowshipping in His sufferings!

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7 Responses to “Man sues church for $2.5million after Holy Spirit knocks him down”

  1. Ryan July 10, 2008 at 12:31 pm #

    Wow – things like this just make me shake my head in wonder.

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  2. Pastor Aaron July 10, 2008 at 2:41 pm #

    Matt, Matty, Matthew. What the heck are you doing man? This is crazy. I pray this does not work. This could cause a huge outbreak of people sueing churches for stupid reasons.

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  3. Ronnie August 28, 2008 at 5:43 pm #

    Matt Lincoln, you are an idiot.

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  4. Mr. Briggs September 4, 2008 at 3:18 pm #

    This is funny. Lincoln should be the one paying 2.5 million dollars to the church, considering he’s had this “real experience”. And if the lawsuit fails, that’s what he’ll be paying anyway.

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  5. shrek September 8, 2008 at 10:38 am #

    Surely the church doesnt need the money?

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  6. Nic Stage September 8, 2008 at 11:19 am #

    god bless america…

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  7. John September 18, 2008 at 12:45 pm #

    Sounds like it was not the Holy Spirit that got him, but a spirit from a bottle!!

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